Throwing Toasters

New Live Show Download – October 17, 2012 – Flappers Comedy Club – Burbank, CA

Grant — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:37:44 +0000

Two shows in one download here. The first is a regular Uncle CLyde’s show. The second was from a show called First TIme Funnies where newcomers went onstage for the first time and ‘veterans’ were asked to tell a joke from when they started. I play HAY which is one of the first songs I wrote. It is just as bad now as it was then.

- SET LIST -
BAD INFLUENCE
THINGS I’D DO FOR YOU
SKREWU
FRANKIE
GLOBAL WARNING
SAM
HAY
UNFRIEND
TAMARA

Download it with this link – http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_10_17.zip

TITLE: Live – 2011-10-17 – Flappers Comedy Club – Burbank, CA
RELEASED: October 2012
TRACK LISTING: 1. Intro – Subbing 2. Bad Influence 3. Sneeze Song – Michael – Some Jokes 4. Things I’d Do 4 U 5. Bill Music – Being A Comedian 6. SkrewU 7. Breaking Out THe Mandolin 8. Frankie 9. Play Solo 10. Global Warning 11. Wrapping Up 12. Sam 13. Intro – Sitting Down Front – First Song 14. Hay 15. Latest Song 16. Unfriend 17. Wrapping Up Again 18. Tamara
ALBUM NOTES: Recorded October 17, 2012 at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA. – Two shows in one download here. The first is a regular Uncle CLyde’s show. The second was from a show called First TIme Funnies where newcomers went onstage for the first time and ‘veterans’ were asked to tell a joke from when they started. I play HAY which is one of the first songs I wrote. It is just as bad now as it was then.
DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_10_17.zip

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Big Shows at Flappers Claremont This Weekend!

Grant — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:21:11 +0000

This weekend Throwing Toasters will be bringing the comedy rock to Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont! The Inland Empire will get four big chances to rock out with TT with two shows on Friday and two shows on Saturday!

Friday, September 28, 2012 – 8 & 10PM
Saturday, September 29, 2012 – 8 & 10PM

Flappers Comedy Club Claremont
532 W First Street , Claremont, CA 91711

Find out more info on these shows by going to the SHOWS PAGE.

Also, on Saturday at 4:30PM in Claremont, bring the kids to a special family show called 2 Milk Minimum! There will be Magic, Music and more! Featuring “Mr. Grant” and his rocking kids songs! Find out info on that show by CLICKING HERE.

FREE Shows at Flappers this weekend!

Grant — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 21:45:38 +0000

This weekend Throwing Toasters be emceeing two headliner shows at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank. The good news is that they are FREE to attend in celebration of Flappers’ 2nd Anniversary. There will be a ton of comics on each night, but the headliner for each show is Darren Carter! Again, the shows are free so com on out to one!

Friday, September 7, 2012 – 8 & 10PM
Saturday, September 8, 2012 – 8 & 10PM

More infot on the TOUR PAGE or at www.FlappersComedy.com

Throwing Toasters MP3 Deal!

Grant — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 17:30:02 +0000

Okay, this is more a deal for Throwing Toasters rather than you, but for this week only if you purchase ANY Throwing Toasters MP3s (either full albums of single songs) from CDBaby.com, Throwing Toasters get 100% of the money! CDBaby is not taking any fees this week. So if you’d like some funny songs and would like to support Throwing Toasters, buy some digital Throwing Toasters download goodness today!

Head on over to: http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/ThrowingToasters and see what available! THis includes all the out of print Throwing Toasters albums like ‘burnt’ and CHROME!

Thanks!

Grant on Tour With Stuffed & Unstrung!

Grant — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:44:58 +0000

Grant’s hitting the road again with The Jim Henson Company’s Stuffed & Unstrung. Grant will be hosting two shows and puppeteering/improving the rest as the production plays 7 shows on the East Coast. Here’s the info:

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Thursday, April 12, 2012 - The Grand Opera House in Wilmington, DE - HOSTING
Friday, April 13, 2012 - McCarter Theatre Center in Princeton, NJ - HOSTING – Use promo code ‘Stuffed’ at McCarter.org and get tickets for $25
Sunday, April 15, 2012 – Highline Ballroom in New York, NY – 2 Shows 6PM & 8PM
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 - Keswick Theatre in Glenside, PA
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 - Howard Theatre in Washington, DC
Friday, April 20, 2012 - Carolina Theatre in Durham, NC

If the show’s playing near you…GO SEE IT!!

New Live Show Download – February 22, 2012 – Flappers Comedy Club – Burbank, CA

Grant — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:52:47 +0000

Debut of the brand new song UNFRIEND! This was the first time it was played live before a crowd. There is a little line mess up in the first verse of the song. I sing, “I thought it was first” and it should have been “I thought it was FINE at first.” Other than that I think it came off pretty well. Download this version though because I’m thinking of rewriting the whole first verse. Would love to know what you think of the new tune! As always you can name your own price for the download or snag it for free. EIther way, enjoy!

- SET LIST -
BAD INFLUENCE
THINGS I’D DO 4 U
GLOBAL WARNING
UNFRIEND
CHRISTINA

Download it with this link – http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_02_22.zip

TITLE: Live – 2011-02-22 – Flappers Comedy Club – Burbank, CA
RELEASED: February 2012
TRACK LISTING: 1. Intro – Subbing 2. Bad Influence 3. Michael – Falling In Love 4. Things I’d Do 4 U 5. Intro 2 – Check Figuring Music 6. Global Warning 7. 100% Recycled – New Song 8. Unfriend 9. Wrapping Up 10. Christina
ALBUM NOTES: Recorded February 22, 2012 at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA. – There is a little line mess up in the first verse of Unfriend. I sing, “I thought it was first” and it should have been “I thought it was FINE at first.”
DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_02_22.zip

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New Live Show Download – January 12, 2012 – Flappers Comedy Club – Claremont, CA

Grant — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:43:51 +0000

It was my first time at Flappers Claremont club and the audience was fantastic! Can’t wait to go back. This is a full 30 minute set with no breaks! As always you can name your own price for the download or just snag it for free. Either way, enjoy (and spread the word)!

- SET LIST -
BAD INFLUENCE
SKREWU
GLOBAL WARNING
THINGS I’D DO 4 U
OUR LOVE IS LIKE
MRS. CLAUS (interrupted)
SHE’S LIKE
BRITNI

Download it with this link – http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_01_12.zip

TITLE: Live – 2011-12-12 – Flappers Comedy Club – Claremont, CA
RELEASED: January 2012
TRACK LISTING: 1. Intro – Sitting Up Front 2. Bad Influence 3. Subbing – Speeding Ticket 4. SkrewU 5. #3 on Dr. Demento 6. Global Warning 7. Falling In Love 8. Things I’d Do 4 U 9. Going To Weddings With Girls 10. Our Love Is Like 11. Mrs. Claus Interrupted – Part At Table #1 12. Power Ballad 13. She’s Like 14. Saying Goodnight 15. Britni
ALBUM NOTES: Recorded January 12, 2012 at Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA. – My recorder was on an empty table but apaprently someone sat there during my show, so there is a LITTLE table noise close to the mic. It’s not bad though.
DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_01_12.zip

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New Live Show Download – January 11, 2012 – YooHoo Room & Main Room Shows – Flappers Comedy Club – Burbank, CA

Grant — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:37:49 +0000

Okay, here’s a unique download. On January 11th, I played BOTH rooms at Flappers! Here’s the audio from BOTH shows! First a short set in the YooHoo Room and then a full set in the Main Room as part of Uncle Clyde’s Comedy Contest. As you’ll hear, the Main Room show was a little rough, but I think I pulled it out okay. Here’s the set list (yes, there’s two repeated songs, but it was different audiences):

YooHoo Room
GLOBAL WARNING
THINGS I’D DO 4 U

Main Room
A.T.M.
BAD INFLUENCE
GLOBAL WARNING
THINGS I’D DO 4 U
OUR LOVE IS LIKE
SKREWU
MELODY

Download it with this link – http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_01_11.zip

TITLE: Live – 2011-12-11 – Flappers Comedy Club – Burbank, CA
RELEASED: January 2011
TRACK LISTING: 1. YooHoo Room Intro 2. Global Warning 3. Falling In Love 4. Things I’d Do 4 U 5. Main Room Intro – Messing Up The Sponsor’s Name 6. A.T.M. 7. Substitute Teacher 8. Bad Influence 9. Intro 2 10. I’m Sorry – Loop Woes 11. Global Warning 12. Falling In Love 13. Things I’d Do 4 U 14. Filming A Video 15. Our Love Is Like 16. Too Large To Attach 17. SkrewU 18. Saying Goodnight 19. Melody
ALBUM NOTES: Recorded January 11, 2012 at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA.
DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.throwingtoasters.com/media/throwingtoasters_flappers_2012_01_11.zip

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Limited Edition Pre-Order Throwing Toasters – Favorites

Grant — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:21:47 +0000

Since several people have asked, we’ve decided to open up LIMITED pre-orders for Throwing Toasters – Favorites. Please note we’re still a few weeks away from release, but if you want to pre-order now you can. We’re looking to have the CDs by mid February. Pre-order is open only to the first 20 copies of the new CD!

People who pre-order will receive:
- The new CD FIRST! The moment the CDs arrive from the plant, they’ll be shipped out to those who pre-ordered before being shipped to retailers (CD Baby, Amazon) and before being put up for sale here on ThrowingToasters.com
- A discount on the CD. The CD will sell for $14.99 plus shipping. Those who pre-order get it for $10.00 plus shipping.
- People who pre-order get their CD personally autographed by the WHOLE band! Yes, Dirk, “Musty” and Timmy will sign it too.
- Within 24 hours of placing your pre-order, you will be emailed a MP3 of GLOBAL WARNING, the #3 most requested song on the Dr. Demento show for 2011.

PRE-ORDER today because this special LIMITED pre-order session is only open to the first 20 copies of the CD sold. Once the CDs have shipped from the plant, pre-orders will be closed.

Coming Soon…

Grant — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:06:05 +0000

Coming mid to late February or early March at the latest, a brand new (sort of) Throwing Toasters CD. There have been many more Throwing Toasters gigs as of late and what I’ve learned is that people want CDs. The Everything (almost) MP3 CDs sell, but people still want CDs. So I figured what I’d do is create one CD with all the Throwing Toasters ‘favorites’ on it, plus a few ‘previously unreleased’ songs, so that I could sell them at shows.

Here’s the track list (subject to change):

01. N.R.L. (Nursery Rhyme Lawyer Song)
02. Rainbow’s End (The Generic Irish Song)
03. Bad Influence
04. Girl (You Can Feed My Hamster)
05. Global Warning – PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED
06. The R.A. Song
07. Mrs. Claus
08. Hip Chick
09. SkrewU
10. Sometimes I Wonder
11. Things I’d Do 4 U
12. Debbie (New Millenium Version)
13. Patrick The Spoiler (Live)
14. Grandma’s Song (Live)
15. Living @ Home (Live)
16. New Hampshire (Live)
17. Online Love (Live) – PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED ‘burnt’ VERSION
18. Debbie (Live)
19. Cheese Enough
20. I Really Like To Eat Potatoes – PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED ON CD – (and when you hear it you’ll know why)

What do you think? Any glaring omissions? You may have time to sway me as the CD won’t be finalized for another day or so.